Intermew

Accounts aged on real iPhones.
Video made as your character.
Priced per finished second, shown before it runs.

One account to one device, ten quiet days before the first post, and nothing spent that you have not already seen priced.

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Four screens from the product

  1. Bay 01 · Accounts

    The accounts screen: a list of accounts and requests, each with the stage it has reached and what was charged to ask for it. Open the frame

  2. Bay 02 · The price

    The home screen: three things waiting on the client, one of them a video priced at eighteen dollars sixty with an approve button beside it. Open the frame

  3. Bay 03 · The money

    The billing screen: a statement of every charge with the balance after it, under a line saying it is a statement and not an invoice. Open the frame

  4. Bay 04 · The desk

    The operator inbox: a queue of items for a person to work by hand, each one timed and marked late. Open the frame

Four screens of the running software, on a seeded demo tenant — no client data appears on this page. The last one is ours: the desk a person works when something needs a human.

The four figures

1
account per device
Bound once at pairing. It is never rotated to another handle.
10
quiet days before the first post
Then posting ramps, and a human watches the first one go out.
$0.42
per finished second
Clone lane; built from stills is $0.62. Priced before it runs.
$0
invoiced after the fact
Subscriptions a month ahead, work charged as each chunk lands.

Four products, one spine

Every capability carries a tag
The account request form: the platform, the character that will post, three handles ranked best first, and the ninety-nine dollars charged to ask.
Asking for an account: three handles, best firstOpen the frame

Intermew Fleet

Live — Instagram

Real iPhones running your accounts. You name three handles, best first; we take the one the signup screen accepts, rack it, bind it to a character and age it on that device from the first quiet day to a posting schedule you approve.

  • One account on one device, from warm-up to full cadence.
  • Ten days with no posting, then a first post a human watches.
  • $99 to ask, back in full if the account is not made within 14 days.
Accounts per deviceOne. Always.
Before the first post10 days, no posting
Minimum termThree months
Platforms todayInstagram
The Signal screen: what it does in three numbered steps, and a plain note about the one part of it that is not in this view yet.
Signal, running whether or not anyone is looking at itOpen the frame

Intermew Signal

Live

Finds the videos already winning in a niche you own and takes each one apart into a build sheet production can work from — the shape of it, not the file. Your niches are yours; they are never pooled with anyone else's.

  • Sold by the niche, one rate, no bundle and no step.
  • 150 reads a month inside each niche; past that, $0.32 a read.
  • The one thing you can buy on its own, with no platform fee.
Sold byNiche, per month
OutputOne build sheet per breakout
Over the allowanceBilled per read
Your nichesYours only, never pooled
The Studio screen: five videos with what each has drawn in dollars — one waiting for approval, one paused for balance, one being priced, one being made, one finished.
Studio: what each video has drawn, in dollarsOpen the frame

Intermew Studio

Live

Renders a build sheet as your character. You approve a price before anything runs, and each finished chunk is charged as it lands at the price you already agreed. Approving the finished clip moves no money — it was paid for as it was made.

  • Dollars, not credits. No conversion table and no expiring pack.
  • Failed renders and the re-shoots we order are ours to absorb — bounded at three stills and two re-shoots a chunk, then a person looks at it.
  • Run out of balance and work parks between chunks, intact.
UnitA finished second
CurrencyDollars. No credits.
Re-shoots we orderOurs to absorb
Invoiced after the factNever

No screenshot It has never sent a message. A picture of it running would be the one claim on this page its tag exists to stop.

Intermew Reach

Built · not running

Opens conversations from walled-off browser accounts, on browsers and never on the phones. It is code-complete and every send path is welded shut. There is no screenshot of it on this page because it has never sent a message, and a picture would be the one claim the tag exists to stop.

  • Messages sent to date: zero.
  • Setup is priced by grade and the monthly is on the sheet. What you cannot buy is it running.
  • If you want it, ask us and we will quote the setup.
Messages sent to dateZero
SetupPriced by grade
Runs onBrowsers, not the phones
AvailableNot yet

How an account is held

Three stages, one device throughout
Plate 01 · One account, one deviceThe rule, not a headcount
ONE ACCOUNT · ONE DEVICE · WARMED BEFORE IT POSTS

A mews is the shed a hawk is kept in while it moults, and a bird that has moulted through a season inside one has been intermewed — it comes out worth considerably more than one taken fresh. The account screen calls the quiet stage In the mews for the same reason.

  1. Warming

    Days 0–9

    The account exists on its device and behaves like a person who has just picked up a phone. It cannot post. That is the point.

  2. Ramping

    Days 10–44

    Posting starts and steps up on a schedule you approved. The first post is supervised by a person before it goes out.

  3. Established

    Day 45 onward

    Full cadence. The account has a history on one device that has held it the whole time, and it is worth what the waiting cost.

  • Real iPhones. Not emulators and not browser profiles — handsets on a rack, running the app a person runs.
  • One account, married to one device. The binding is set once and never rotates.
  • Ten quiet days, then a supervised first post. The account cannot post at all until day ten — days nought through nine are the ten — and a person watches the first one.
  • You approve the schedule and never touch a phone. You see accounts and what they posted. There is no device map in the portal.

Build your fleet

Volume, not band by band

Every account on one contract drops to the rate for the count you reach — at twenty-five accounts all twenty-five are at the twenty-five rate, never four at the top rate and the rest below.

10
Platform fee — one per organisation

Your own isolated instance, its storage, the control plane and your organisation's AI allowance. It is not set by account count; you pick the tier.

Per account, per month
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Month one, at checkout
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Every month after
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What a thousand views costs

Your arithmetic, not our promise

Your numbers, not ours. Change any of them; the arithmetic is the only thing we supply.

Posts per account per day

— a day per account is the fleet's ceiling — the cap, not the everyday rate. Nothing posts for the first ten days and posting ramps up after that, so this is the rate once an account is established.

example
optional

Leave it empty and the page compares nothing. We publish no view or revenue figure of our own; the views field starts at an example and says so until you change it.

Posts in a month once established
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Monthly views
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The fleet, every month
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Your CPM what a thousand views costs you
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What month one is made of

Setup is $99 an account, once, and it comes back in full if the account is not created within 14 days. The first month is $129 an account, or the ladder rate if the ladder rate is already lower — month one is never more than an ordinary month. Minimum three months; your rate is locked for twenty-four.

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Asked before

Short answers, or none
What can I automate?

Two things. An account is aged on a device and then posts on a schedule you approved, on Instagram. And the video it posts is made as your character from a build sheet, at a price you see first. Outreach is built and not running; nothing on this page sells it.

Can I bring my own accounts?

Not yet. Handing an account over means handing over its login, and the one-time form in the portal that is meant to take it is decided and not built — it is tagged ROADMAP in the table below. We will not take a login over chat or over email in the meantime.

When it lands nothing else about it changes: the $99 setup still applies, and the warm-up starts again from day one, because the account is on a new device.

How many accounts run on one phone?

One. Always. The account is bound to the device once, at pairing, and is never moved to another one. That is the whole reason the rate is what it is.

Why real iPhones?

Because a platform prices an account on the history behind it, and the cheapest way to have that history is to have spent the weeks. A handset that has held one account since the day it was made is a different object from a profile opened this morning. We hold the weeks rather than imitate them.

Will I see the phones?

No. You see accounts — what state each one is in, what it posted and when. There is no device map in the portal and there is not going to be one. What you get is the outcome, which is the account.

What does a video cost?

A finished second: $0.42 in the clone lane, $0.62 built from stills, rounded up to whole seconds. You approve the price before anything runs, and each finished chunk is charged as it lands at that price — approving the finished clip moves no money, because it was paid for as it was made.

Failed renders and the re-shoots our own quality gate orders are on us. A change you ask for after you approved the price is billed.

What is Signal?

The research half. It watches the niches you buy for videos that are already winning and takes each one apart into a build sheet your character can perform — the reason it worked, not the file. $99 a niche a month with 150 reads inside it, $0.32 a read past that, and it is the one thing that sells on its own with no platform fee.

What is running, and what is not

Ratio, not a badge
Plate 02 · Capability stateAs at 2026‑09‑12
CapabilityStateWhat that means for you
Fleet — Instagram Live Buy it today.
Fleet — every other platform Roadmap Not sold. No date promised.
Fleet — bringing your own account Roadmap There is nowhere to hand a login over yet.
Signal — harvest to build sheet Live Buy it today.
Studio — both render lanes Live Buy it today.
Reach — outreach Built · not running You cannot buy it running. Setup can be quoted.
One public IP per device Roadmap Devices on one site share an address today.

Of 7 capabilities: 3 LIVE, 1 BUILT · NOT RUNNING, 3 ROADMAP

Standing disclosure — as at 12 September 2026

Only Instagram is live. The fleet has posted six times in its life; the last of those was on 27 July 2026, and that is the last day we measured it. Reach has never sent a message. There is no revenue and there are no signed customers.

Everything on this page that is not that sentence is a thing you can buy today, and it is tagged above.

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